WTF local supermarkets?

And WTF Keebler Elves? while I'm at it.

There are no Almond Crescents! ANYWHERE!! Every year I wait for my Almond Crescents, and this year? No Almond Crescents! *weeps* Have the Keebler Elves gone on strike? Did their tiny little tree factory burn down? Did they switch their tiny elf religion and don't believe in the joy of almondy goodness anymore?

Apparently, I looked so distraught this morning while searching the Giant grocery store that the manager came over to see why I was attempting to c...