Stunned and hurt Baffler guy figures out that Swedish pirates aren't Canadian Marxists

*I sympathize with much of this guy's obvious bewilderment, but he somehow imagines that these phenomena he describes can be resolved by the just and righteous values of a Canadian teachers' union.

*I'm cool about Canadians, teachers and even unions, but thinking they can resolve the difficulties this gentleman denotes here is like imagining that "progressives" could hold their breath and make Haitian earthquakes go away.

http://www.thebaffler.com/viewArticle/121/0/1/

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