The Road to Clarion West - Wigging Out

I spent all last night sorting, washing, detangling, and styling wigs.

I... have a lot of wigs.

I even have wigs I don't remember ever buying. Okay, I have one wig I don't remember buying. It's very nice. I must have bought it for something. I just don't remember what.
All my other wigs have stories. There's my Orion wig, a super-long straight red wig that was a chore to untangle, and the various 'Orion cut her hair and now it's growing out' wigs. There's my short Columbia bob wig that I'v...