My Fair Lazy Galley Copy Contest - UPDATED

* THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT MANY OF YOU HAVE CONTACTED YOUR LOCAL NEWSPAPER. THE BAD NEWS IS THAT SOME OF THE EDITORS ARE WORRIED THAT YOU'RE ASKING FOR HUMOR HOTEL FOR NO REASON OTHER THAT YOU WANT TO WIN STUFF. AS IT'S NOT YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO CONVINCE THESE EDITORS THAT NOT ONLY DO YOU WANT TO WIN BOOKS, YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO BUY THEIR PAPERS TO READ THE COLUMN, I'M SHUTTING THE CONTEST DOWN AS OF 5:00 CST TONIGHT. WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED ON FRIDAY. THANKS FOR PLAYING AND I ENCOURAGE YOU TO...