Travel Through Time With This Chime!

Would you not like to travel back in time? Forget how it could be a crime or cost a pretty dime. Maybe you could stop the creation of the mime. But then I would lose such a rhyme so that would not be sublime. Anyway, today you can go back for free thanks to little old me.

Today we went to Peru.
Sorry, but it is true.
That alien door,
Here at my shore.

When reading this though,
All will be ready for the Christmas flow.
Black Friday is gone,
One big ass con.

Both Thanksgivings are through,
But so far not one has come due.
Old one eye yaps about a trigger or step or stair.
She simply rambles on at her lair.

I beat Mary at Brian's place,
Making her give me not a warm and fuzzy embrace.
Betsy, had a necklace come due.
Poor Irish Air is too busy cleaning out her loo.

Or was that making the cat a god?
Either way, go to newfie land and kiss a cod.
Halloween hasn't even come.
Christmas seems so far away to give a hum.

But all the fruitcake is being baked,
The leaves are all raked.
Probably even some snow,
Which I hate at my show.

Still now it is all sunny.
Santa hasn't gotten my money.
Waffles is deciding whether or not to get drunk.
Mama Zen is in a getting old funk.

It's an x-men show,
That Adam gives a go.
There are no jingle bells.
Maybe cons in cells.

Things might jangle,
From a certain angle.
See I can't be all Christmas cheery,
Time travel is eerie.

That is what happens when you're a cat.
Who likes to stay far ahead at his mat.
While I'm in the future writing away.
You are in the past reading my display.

Did I confuse?
Maybe abuse?
Oh that is grand,
Always skipping through time at my land.

The cat just had to let you travel back in time. I mean october 3rd was so sublime. Obama and Romney meet for the first time and e-coli is all over the news robbing you of more than a dime. I hope you enjoyed this time travel pass and coming back to this day with my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.