Dear Jh

Recently, I allowed my wife Jh (not a pseudonym) the opportunity to ask me any questions she wished. If you missed it, you can read that Q&A here.Last night I returned the favour, and asked her the following questions. Her answers are complete and unedited.

Hi, what’s your best feature?

I’d have to say my deep brown eyes. Either that or my punching fist…

And what’s my best feature?

Your stinking BLOG!

What is your favourite feature film?

Rankin Bass’ 1960′s all time classic: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

What is your best, cleverest ability that I may or may not know about?

Last night I dreamed that you put a pair of pants on Bart and he couldn’t do a poo.

Interesting! So, what was it that most attracted me to you?

I was feisty!

If you could do anything, what would you do and why?

I would go to a 5 star hotel, without kids OR husband, and I would run a big bath with bubbles etc and watch some stupid chick flick while devouring something yummy like the best choc fudge sundae you can imagine (or should I say, the best one I can imagine). Why? Isn’t that obvious?

Name a memory you have of me that stands out.

When you made blow faces on windows, before we were going out, to “impress” me.

If we never met, you would have…

Become a spinster and worked at the local library – “Mary! Mary! Mary it’s George, don’t you know me?! What’s happened to us?! Don’t do this to me please Mary! Help me! Where are our kids? I need you Mary!!!” – tissues please! (I may need to change my answer to number 3…)

Describe yourself as an animal.

I am most like a koala, because I like to sit around and take it easy and, of course, I give birth to live young!

Canary chicken or bottomless giraffe?

Giraffe, bottom or no, would be too gamey for me so I will have the canary chicken, with a side of ‘slaw please.

* Bart is the name of one of our cats.

 

Our first photo. She was 16, I was 17. She had braces, I had a shaved head. Also I liked trying to rip her head off. And the rest, as they say, is ‘istory.