On having a kept man…

I have this little fantasy. OK, it's a big fantasy. So hear me out.

Let's say for the sake of dreaming big that my novels become such huge hits that neither my husband nor I have to do anything else to earn a living. If that happens, I have decided to make him a kept man!

I know, I know. It's quite magnanimous of me. And, look, he does like his job. So I've had to kind of map it all out to make this offer enticing for him. Here's my plan for his daily schedule:

8 am: He takes the kids to school ...