The Penton Times: A Vampire Goes Over the Fiscal Cliff

by Mirren Kincaid, as told to Susannah Sandlin

What is this (bleep) about fiscal cliffs, playing chicken with people's lives? Those (bleep)tards in Washington need to sit down at a table with dudes stationed outside with guns....

No, better idea.

They sit down at a table, both parties, and I personally stand at the only exit to the room, holding my sword. They cannot pass go. They cannot pass insults. They cannot pass water. They cannot take a (bleep). They cannot eat. They cannot drink. They ca...