The X-Ray Spex Holiday Shopping Guide, Part 4: "A Genuine-You-Know-What"

I realize that the Johnson Smith Co. made its bones back in the day peddling fake doggy doo, but even the most poop-obsessed child eventually grows up and beyond that particular fascination. Not, however, these guys, now operating as "The Lighter Side Co." As proof, I offer this "completely usable" soap that "smells great" and is "sure to cause outrageous bathroom double-takes"...


I do appreciate the sense of humor the poor copywriter shows in asking prospective customers to state their choice of "corn" before sadly admitting there is, in fact, no choice at all. And really, upon seeing what appears to be a large and imposing piece of fecal matter on someone's bathroom sink, what other reaction could a visitor possibly have but "Oh My Gosh, What's That?"

Next up: Soap that doesn't look nearly as bad -- until you realize what it's meant for.