My eight-year-old son has decided to compose his own songs. "Mama," he said, "listen to this!"
The boy started singing:
"Eat pie, eat pie.
Everybody eat pie.
You will die, unless you eat pie.
Eat pie, eat pie
when you're sitting on the bucket,
or zombies will invade you.
Eat pie, eat pie.
Everybody eat pie.
You will die, unless you eat pie."
I nearly died laughing. "Wow, Bubba," I said. "That's amazing!"
"I made a video, too!" He showed me his Nintendo DS with the audio recording and stick figure zombies. "Can I put it on YouTube?"
"I 'll have to think about that," I said.
So, everybody, you all need to go out and get yourself some pie, because you don't want to die. And you most certainly do not want the zombies to invade you!
Published on November 29, 2012 09:37