My Softer Side:

I wished one of my ex recruits happy birthday yesterday on Facebook. Here's how the conversation went:

Me: Happy Birthday!!!
Her: Thanks! Do you remember how we celebrated my birthday in basic?
Me: I can barely remember my name most days.
Her: We were on the rifle ranges all day, so you gave me 50 push-ups, and 2 extra magazines because it was my birthday.
Me: I bet no one else ever gave you ammo for your birthday.
Her: Noooo, just you.
Me: I spoiled you.