WANTED: Reebok ZigTech Sneakers

Reebok's ZigTech sneakers, like any new sneaker design/tech, are accompanied by a glowing press release that's chock full of questionable locker-room science and athlete endorsements. I know that. I understand it. I know that these are just sneakers, that they're not going to improve my endurance (which, in my case, could consist of "the absense of embarrassment"). I know that my year-old pair of cheap New Balance sneakers are in perfectly fine condition, thanks to my structured regiment of...