M's Blog
Hello humanity… Call me M (hence the “M’s” logo)
So… This is my first blog, and I want to apologize for two things right off the bat, the first is that if it sounds as if I don’t want to write this blog, its because I really don’t.
It’s been forced upon me by my boss, who in turn was ordered by his boss, to find someone who would write a blog.
He’s actually standing over my shoulder as I write this, and he’ll leave as soon as I press the publish button. I hope…
The second thing I want to apologize for…
Is all those errors in grammar that you’ll find in this forced-upon-me blog. If you feel the need you can tell me how bad I am or even send me corrections.
Not that I would really change the whole thing and re-publish it, but it might make you feel better to know that you corrected someone that was “wrong on the Internet”.
English is not my first language… But it’s becoming the lingua franca of the world -the common language. Everyone and their parrot has to learn it in order to communicate with one another. That’s why I HAVE TO write all of this in English.
English is actually a good subject for my first blog, because English and its acceptance and expansion around the world is one of our greatest triumphs.
Our company decided that Latin was too difficult to be used as a common language so we began replacing it with English around the 9th century. In the 16th century we had a tossup between Spanish and English to see which one we would fully support, and English won. We arranged for the Spanish Armada to be destroyed in 1588 and helped Elizabeth I of Britain achieve supremacy and all that jazz…
For gods sakes! My boss is just a nag bag! Hold on…
If you keep bugging me this blog is going to be waaaaay longer and boring….
I can write whatever I want, remember? Even our conversations… I CAN EVEN PUT WHAT I TELL YOU IN CAPITAL LETTERS OR BOLD.
IT’S MY BLOG!!!!!! YOU GO WRITE YOUR OWN “HISTORICALY ACCURATE” BLOG IF YOU WANT!
THEY CAN GO TO WIKIPEDIA!!!!
YES, I KNOW I MISSPELLED HISTORICALLY.
WHATEVER….. NO…. YOU GO….
………..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz………
I THINK…. I mean, I think he got it because he left…
Anyway, and before he comes back, here’s the low down. He gave me about a zillion pages on how to disclose all of this, but I don’t want to read it… and much less write it down so here’s the micro-mini-summary of what I need to talk about:
We belong to an organization that has operated for little longer than seven thousand years.
There is a balance between magic and technology that we try to keep, well… balanced.
We are filthy rich… and by we, I mean our organization…
With that money we have created empires and also made them crumble, we founded Rome, we took down Napoleon etcetera…
We value secrecy above everything else, we have remained secret for most of those seven thousand years although all government leaders know about us and even work with us. Most of those “Conspiracy Theories” you’ve heard, refer to us in some way.
—-IMPORTANT—-
All those things from dragons to fairies and even jackalopes are real. Almost all of those critters are real and beyond those there are a LOT that no human outside our organization has seen. I’ll disclose some of them in other blogs.
If you’re still reading and you’re a girl or a romantic Goth type I would like to add the following so I don’t have to talk about it again.
Yeah, vampires are real too.
Yeah I’ve met some.
No, they don’t ‘glow’.
Yeah, they suck blood.
No they are not “incredibly-tragically-romantic”. Not all of them at least.
No, I can’t get you in touch with any of them…It’s against the rules.
No, I am NOT a vampire… Sorry.
So, you might ask yourself -as I did when I was ordered to begin this blog- WHY is this guy coming clean with all this? Isn’t publicizing what they do against everything his organization has stand for, since its creation? Isn’t it stupid or even dangerous to disclose all this?
The answer is simple:
Yes, yes and yes…
The thing is that something is coming… SOMETHING BIG. The balance I talked about is shifting and technology might fail… soon. Those things like volcanoes, forest fires, dead fish that the T.V. talks about all the time? Yep… Those things are just the beginning.
The situation is becoming untenable and humanity might enter in conflict with those creatures we all thought were myth and fantasy, so the uberboss has decided to begin disseminating this knowledge to try and minimize the shock.
The most important questions I had (before I “took” the job) were these:
Why a blog instead of a Spielberg movie? Because a blog is very gradual process… and people that read are actually more open minded than those that just go to the movies. (HIS WORDS NOT MINE).
And: Why me? Because you work on the Command and Control Center of the organization. You see almost everything, have access to almost anything and you have been goofing off for about two hours everyday.
I really had no argument for the second answer, so here I am, blogging.
I’m stuck with this blog… and those that read it are stuck with me.
More to follow….
_M
