Just Plain Funny

While I was trying to fix Olivia’s hair one day, she was wiggling so much I had to tell her twice to stand still. I got frustrated and said, “What’s the matter with you? Do you have ants in your pants?” She didn’t say anything, but when I finished, she walked away and took a peek in the back of her underwear and looked up at me, satisfied.

After suffering weeks of illness in our house, I started voraciously cleaning and disinfecting everything day and night, to no avail as Victoria came down w...