It's pizza.

I found this by Googling "Bearded man, pizza." A few nights ago I had a dream about @doubleasterick where we were hanging out outside The Depot and he was trying really hard to get me to have a pizza party at the place down the block for my birthday. "You gotta try that place, Amber! You gotta go there, and bring ALL your friends, and you have to go, like, NOW." And the whole time I was like, "Whoa, this guy is really passionate about pizza!" and then I realized that he mostly just wanted me to have a pizza party there so he could come and eat pizza with his friends and then I could tell the place it was my birthday and everyone could eat for free.

Which is, you know. Pretty much how everything in my life is going at the moment.

Even though - and I feel like I shouldn't have to say this, but I'm going to, anyway - I totally would do that, even in real life. Use my birthday to get free pizza, I mean. Because, hey. Free pizza.