The X-Ray Spex Holiday Shopping Guide, Part 3: Old men's bowel problems, Take One

As the holidays grow closer and our trip through the "Lighter Side Co." catalog continues, we discover the company's rectal obsession isn't limited to welcome mats. Here, suitable for placement right next to your family's nativity set, is the "Pull My Finger" (Registered!) Farting Santa." We can imagine the sounds of the fat man's flatulence, but sadly, the ad offers only one example of the "many merry phrases guaranteed to spread Yuletide cheer."


Even more sadly, this is the catalog's rather restrained and tasteful take on Santa-based fart comedy. Tune in tomorrow for a product even more unpleasant.