So now that I'm back...

The family seems very happy to see me. They were running out of clothes, you see. Husband is an able-bodied human being with his mind intact, so he could have run the washing machine, but "was busy watching the kids." Of course. And they had a lovely time, too. Apparently they were also running out of dishes. We've just pulled a Frisbee out of the dishwasher. It had to go into the dishwasher, I was solemnly informed, because it spent yesterday being used as a plate... Thankfully they do have ...