PENTON TIMES: A Vampire Enjoys Black Friday

by Will Ludlam, as told to Susannah Sandlin
I freakin' love Black Friday. It's an event perfectly suited to vampires, and in fact, a bunch of us from Penton usually drive over to Atlanta to hit the sales that start at midnight. Things in Penton are kind of unsettled this year, obviously, and Mirren told me he'd pull out my eyelashes one at a time if I even thought about it, and Aidan said he'd watch.

Obviously, those old ladies have no sense of style. Aidan doesn't buy his own clothes and I'd h...