My tweets

Tue, 14:18 : Yes, RUSH, I do believe I WILL begin the day with a friendly voice, a companion unobtrusive... Tue, 17:50 : Want personalized holiday bookplates for any of my books this joyous season? Here's how to get them! https://t.co/jWiPb4Nx Tue, 17:54 : Give the gift of Alchemystic or the Simon Canderous series with snarky personalized holiday bookplates! https://t.co/jWiPb4Nx Tue, 19:08 : People, think! If we protest Walmart Black Friday, how are we going to get more pics to ridicule @ http://t.co/xzz0zgq9? #nationalemergency Wed, 01:07 : The Thanksgiving baking has begun! Sous cheffing like a MOFO! No mandolin accidents yet... broke a string.. needs to retune... Wed, 01:50 : MTV's Catfish might be my new crack... Wed, 02:17 : I am so effing excited for the 11/28 release of Baldur's Gate for the iPad.. .now I need my own iPad or I'll have to get really crafty... Wed, 03:19 : Your eve reminder that you can get personalized bookplates if you're giving the gift of Alchemystic or Simon Canderous https://t.co/jWiPb4Nx