Rumors of My Death Are More-or-Less Spot On

So, this last week I came down with some sort of mystery ailment. I don't really know what it is, and it doesn't really behave like a usual cold, but it wiped me out something fierce. Monday and Tuesday I came home from work and pretty much fell asleep. Wednesday and Thursday I didn't even get that far. So, basically, I have been unable to perform just about any activity that requires any portion of a functioning human brain, so if you were expecting something from me (like a review of The...