Maybe Not Monday: The It's Actually Worse If It's For Real Edition

This is not her actual profile picture. But. It could have been.Since we gave the guy tribe a pretty hard bitch-slapping last week, I figured it was only fair that we shine a spotlight on the girl side.

I might just let this one speak for itself.

It should also be noted that this particular "doll face" put personal contact information in her profile (which I deleted before posting here, for both your protection and hers). So not only is her profile a nightmare, but she's also possibly a scammer, a prostitute, or a con artist. Thus, let this be a lesson to ALL of us - profiles like these are not only awful to read, but they could also result in you getting Craigslist Kilt.

Don't get Craigslist Kilt, gentle readers. According the Made-For-Lifetime Movie, it's not a fun time.

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My self summary


Hi there! Thanks for stopping by.

My name is angel razissah but you can call me doll face..,I'm 32 year old female, single , no kids, 5-6ft,130 lbs., ling brown hair color,,,I'm looking for a man that is honest, trusting, loving, kind, caring and faithfulness, because that's the best qualities in a relationship. Its have being a little over 3 years since I have dated anyone. With all honesty, I am looking for a very serious long term relationship without any head games.and I know how to treat a real man that is not into playing head games. I have to with all honesty I'm not into playing games.I'm from Louisville State: KY to visit my uncle..I lost my father when i was a young lady. I do not work but i do help my mother to sell cosmetics at the Super market.I would like to find a like-minded male where we can participate in activities together and encourage each other to pursue their interests as well.

I have an amazing life and want to share it with a great person. I work in a hospital lab and sometime part time at the Walmart, so I love anything that gets me out and about.

I enjoy trying new things and visiting places I have never been to before. I am all about trying new foods and exploring different cuisines mainly because i want to grow very good so that my soul mate will like my body always:) Although I have lived in in states and Toronto for nearly my whole life, I have yet to really explore the city even though I have made several trips around the world.

I love everything from a night on the town with dinner and the theater to a quiet evening with pizza and a movie. Although I may come off as shy at first, I am a really friendly person that is easy going. My friends would describe me as a down-to-earth, honest, responsible person with a great sense of humor.

I am looking for someone to share adventures with and hopefully the future with as well. A man with morals and values is huge in my books. I am interested in a relationship that is based on trust, respect, and keeping each other focused on our mutual goals in life. Bonus points if you happen to know your way around the kitchen!

I would like to meet a man with a happy personality. Someone to be best friend with where we can have mutual respect for each other, a friend that may develop into something else later.I do care about the inner beauty that's caring, honesty, loving, and the like. I'am a warm, caring, honest, faithful, sincere , simple and easy going person. Love to travel. Listen to music, watch movies with that special someone, love to cook .I am a happy, truely romantic , optimistic person who would like to share my life with that special someone. Sense of humor, friends, family and traveling are some of things I love.

My friends have told me the first thing they notice about me are my eyes and my smile.I'm shy at first (my friends don't believe me)until I feel comfortable. You will find me compassionate, caring, a good listener and I enjoy the small things that make a relationship special. I'm way out of my comfort zone being on here, but it will be worth it.

I enjoy live thereat, music, dancing (would you like to take lessons), spending time with family, friends and myself. Watching movies is always more fun with someone else, (I promise I won't talk). A game of cards or a board game is always good too.

I love to visit my grandchild, who lights up my life (Amber's Note: Note that she mentioned she was 32 YEARS OLD previously. But has a grandchild?! Either way, scary). I'm looking for someone to add to that joy, to explore and enjoy this life, someone who will accept the quirky things about me, as I would about them.If you see anything that interests you, please drop me a note, I will always reply and I hope all you gentlemen would do the same.

I love to laugh, smile and see the good in everyone even though sometimes it's hard to find.

P.S. My baggage is neatly stored out of site.

Food for Thought

Don't go for looks, they can deceive
Don't go for wealth, even that fades away
Go for someone that makes you smile
Because a smile can make a dark day seem bright
Find the one that makes your heart smile

I'm a young beautiful lady.I am a kind of woman who is sincere and loving and most of all honest. I am a one woman man. I love going around the mall, seeing good movies with a friend and having coffee and have a little chat with them.... shares ideas.I am looking for a man who is sincere and loving and most of all God fearing. One whom i can turn to in times of needs someone who is looking for a marriage and a lifetime partner i hope you are of them.

I am an active person, healthy habits, and working woman. I am a positive person and i try to see always the funny part of life. I like to laugh. I like dogs and to share time with them. i love to research about things.I am looking for a partner who can share hobbies and also the everyday life at home, like cooking, cleaning, etc etc.I love to listen good concerts, ballet, parks enjoy also the simple things of life.

I have a very easygoing personality. I'm patient, fun, sociable, kind, caring and sincere.I'm looking for a simple and easy going man, sensual, one-woman man, passionate, someone with whom I can wake up every day happy. A man who can share all things in life with me.

Angel doll face
What I’m doing with my lifeI enjoy trying new things and visiting places I have never been to before. I am all about trying new foods and exploring different cuisines mainly because i want to grow very good so that my soul mate will like my body always:) Although I have lived in in states and Toronto for nearly my whole life, I have yet to really explore the city even though I have made several trips around the world.
The first things people usually notice about meI respect everyone even kids
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodI read everything. I read the newspapers and magazines online which is a great source of learning for me and the last book I read was Game of Thrones which is also a series on HBO which I really enjoy
The six things I could never do withoutI will tell you later
I spend a lot of time thinking aboutAbout how to get the soul mate i'm seeking for to spend life together
On a typical Friday night I amI go out with friends and family..i need someone to go out with as a soul mate
The most private thing I’m willing to admitI enjoy trying new things and visiting places I have never been to before. I am all about trying new foods and exploring different cuisines mainly because i want to grow very good so that my soul mate will like my body always:) Although I have lived in in states and Toronto for nearly my whole life, I have yet to really explore the city even though I have made several trips around the world.
You should message me ifYou have intrest in me and want to get to know me better