The Progressive Zombie Apocalypse: How to defeat the vile creatures from blue voting zones
Some words that come to describe an Idiot: mooncalf, zombie, congenital idiot, born fool, the mentally handicapped, cretin, moron, fool[1] In fact, it would appear that more than 60 million idiotic Americans are now part of the Progressive Zombie Apocalypse. I have shown you dear reader how to defeat these progressive zombies who are more politely termed as diabolical idiots. If you have forgotten what I’ve said and done in the past click the link below to review.
THE WLW INTERVIEW OF RICH HOFFMAN’S GUIDE TO DESTROYING PROGRESSIVE ZOMBIES
A quick look at the map of the United States below will show you where these zombies live because they voted for Barack Obama. The map is a county-by-county map of a recent voting record and it can be seen that more than 51% of the zombie voters who are otherwise idiots put Obama back into power reside in these small blue areas. That leaves the vast sum of the red counties unrepresented in American government and at the mercy of the zombies as they migrate out of the diabolical blue areas. 
Progressive zombies might look and sound like the rest of us, but they aren’t. Much like the famous Michael Jackson video Thriller, all too often we learn too late that the progressive zombies are our own next door neighbors who have been seduced and consumed by a progressive agenda.
So follow my guide to defeating these progressive zombies by calling them out by name and letting them know that they will not suck the blood out of America without a fight.
But more than anything, do everything you can to avoid idiots, because it is the path of the low intelligence fool who first become progressive zombies. Pay attention to current events, read books, and attend Tea Party gatherings and you can go a long way to avoiding the sinister threat of becoming another progressive zombie in an apocalypse that is threatening America.
[1]The Original Roget’s Thesaurus of English Words and Phrases (Americanized Version) is licensed from Longman Group UK Limited. Copyright © 1994 by Longman Group UK Limited. All rights reserved.
Rich Hoffman
