Reblogged from The Horrifically Horrifying Horror Blog:
“Where do you get your ideas?”
It’s the oldest question in the world.
Well, maybe the second oldest. Considering the “world’s oldest profession,” I think the oldest question may be “How much would it cost for you to strip down to just the black stiletto heels and an eye patch, while I crawl around in a kiddie pool filled with Prego chunky garden variety spaghetti sauce, wearing a diaper and fishnet stockings, and you spank me with a copy of Atlas Shrugged while screaming in Klingon?”
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Published on November 17, 2012 23:53