Somebody made a ‘Twilight’ movie and forgot to invite Edward.

Just got home from Breaking Dawn 2. It was terrible.

Not awesomely terrible like last time. (Remember last time?)Just terrible.

One problem — a fairly big problem — is that the movie doesn’t make sense.

You can’t blame this on Stephenie Meyer.Breaking Dawn, the book, might be INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE, but Stephenie Meyer shows her work. When Renesmee starts drinking blood or when the vampires start showing up at Cullen Manor, you, the reader, know what’s up.

Maybe the filmmakers figure that everyon...