Keene For Congress?

Scott Blanchard’s piece in today’s York Daily Record examines York County’s write-in votes from the election earlier this month. He reports: “Satan received six votes, all but one from a precinct in Dallastown. It’s probably just coincidence that Stephen King, master horror novelist, and York County resident and horror novelist Brian Keene got votes here, too.“

Yes. Yes, I’m sure it’s just coincidence. But I’ll be forming an exploratory committee nevertheless…