I think parents around the world would find this word useful.

Per this thread on Making Light, I proposed a definition for the word "darf". I re-post it here to secure my place in the glorious history of the English language.

"Darf" v. to claim to be engaged in and winning a non-existent fight or contest against a more powerful opponent. Usage: "That's when I discovered my son had been darfing me in a potato chip-eating race."

Yes, I'm aware that there are a couple of "definitions" (picture air quotes here) at urb*nd*ct**n*ry.c*m, but the misogyny and t...