WANTED: Pointlessly Expensive Beru F1 Bike With Split Downtube, Electronics

Last year, we spotted an F1-engineered bicycle on display at the Science Museum in London and decided we liked it very much. Now it's available for everyone, not just the museum's night watchmen to skid about down the corridors on--and it looks like the Beru F1 engineers have fiddled with the design a little bit, making it look even more otherworldly than it was before.

A carbon monocoque frame renders it ultra-lightweight, (Flavio Briatore, move away from the bike now, please) and the...