My tweets

Wed, 13:12 : Why do I think that long sales conference meeting are going to put the hump in Hump Day...? Wed, 13:17 : Also these full length room mirrors are PERFECT for practicing the Mokiki Sloppy Swish dance #SNL Wed, 15:57 : Day two of conference: There is not enough caffeine... Send in Lord and Lady Starbuck! Wed, 18:45 : Just heard @chrisbrogan speak, which I think will help me both with my sales dept and author lives Wed, 19:49 : I am going to fill my steakhole tonight! #meatosaurus Wed, 22:55 : Last night at conference with my coworkers.. TIME FOR MY MAD KILLING SPREE! SHHHH! (But them who will sell my books?) Hmm... rethinking... Thu, 04:38 : Steakhole sufficiently steaked, alcohol tank filled... time to pack and then.. SLUMBER! Should probably hydrate first...