Confessions of a journalist: How I was drawn into the cult of Tommy R. Franks

For years, reporters -- myself among them -- have criticized Gen. Tommy R. Franks.
You've heard it all: He was short-sighted, we wrote. He knew how to start a war
but not how to win one. He spiked the ball on the 20-yard-line and went home. "Two-time
loser," one of us bayed.

But consider that he figured it out before all of us. General Franks got
to Baghdad in the spring of 2003 and said, Screw it, I'm going home. He was
just anticipating American policy by eight years. That is strategic genius! David
Petraeus is a tactical piker by comparison.

While I am at it, how about Lt. Gen. Ricardo Sanchez? We've all dumped on
him -- the guy was a jerk, his subordinates hated him, he didn't realize that an
insurgency was blowing up around him, and he should have been fired after Abu
Ghraib. But remember that after all that, he went home pissed off that he
didn't get a promotion to four stars. Lesson here: When you screw up, stand on
your sense of entitlement. It might just work. Donald Trump gets by on
less. 

While I am at it, have we really given Blue Oyster Cult and Journey their
due? C'mon, aren't they really better than the Clash and Ray Charles? And what
about the band Kansas. You know, it is
true: All we are IS dust
in the wind. Also, at the end of the journalistic day, isn't canned ravioli
better than most of the pasta the high-priced trattorias are peddling these
days? And the Ford Pinto? -- underrated!

Okay. As my favorite comedian, Triumph, would say, I kid,
I kid. All this is a reaction to Spencer Ackerman's mea bigga culpa the other day. (Warning: If you post a nasty comment about
this, I may just send you a shirtless photo of myself.) I admire his
willingness to flagellate his own self, but I think he took it too far. 

And for what it is worth, Spencer, I still think that Petraeus'
determination really was the most important element of the American approach in
Iraq in 2007. (Man, I already can see
the smoke coming out of Col. Gentile's ears. I suspect that Gentile doesn't
realize that he speaks for the conventional point of view in the Army -- that he
is not the dissident, but the spokesman,)

Fwiw, I also wrote in my new book (Gian: p. 446) that, contrary to what
Paula wrote and Spencer worries he might have, that I do not think General
Petraeus had a lasting influence on the Army officer corps.

But I do think it would be better if he had.