A Short History of the Piñata

Every now and then I like to collect the kid-quips I've tweeted and deposit them here, just to keep the family archive in one place. Apologies to Twitter-friends for whom these may be repeats.

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Actual last line of chat with friend last night: "TTYL—must go get hulk out of dishwasher." 

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Rilla just asked me to pour her a "nice juicy cup of milk." 

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Rilla staggers into the sunny morning, squinting. She rages, rages, against the coming of the light. 

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Baby boy just figured out how to...