A WIP Snip

Since I'm at a loss for what to post, I figured I'd toss out a section from Fugly, the contemporary on which I'm currently working . . . when I have a chance to work on it, that is. (Never before have I had three books coming out in the space of four months. Not that I'm complaining, but edits seriously throw me off my writing pace.)
Fugly is basically about three gay friends -- a performance coach, an embalmer, and a literary agent -- who have appallingly superficial standards for judging...