Proof of insanity?

Picture a man making these complaints:


his coffee is served cold 
he does not have enough butter for his bread
he is not given moisturiser

A hotel, right?  Probably not a good one, though, because these days there's almost always moisturiser in the bathroom.



Actually, no, it's not a hotel. 



Another clue?  Okay, his quarters are three rooms, one for sleeping, one for studying, one for exercising.



Ah, you got it - a college dorm!  Fancy, too, right?  Three liv...