Primal Wilderness Rambling From British Isles

Mountaineering /n./ slow walking uphill while not feeling well.

“I think that climbers should get some credit just for remembering what their jobs are on Monday.” ~ Gary Clark
“To qualify for mountain rescue work, you have to pass our test. The doctor holds a flashlight to your ear. If he can see light coming out the other one, you qualify.” ~ Willi Pfisterer
I remember visiting my grandparents when I was a child and picking up an old magazine. Maybe it was National Geographic. I found...