Enter the Workforce

I'm awake at 7 am! Holy shit! Not much more to say than that. I'm a working man now. After months in the ghetto that is Portland where jobs are like four-leaf clovers. It's been so long I almost forget what it feels like to get a paycheck.

Portland's not really a ghetto. It's nice and clean and people put cigarettes out on the bottoms of their shoes so they can properly dispose of them in the trash can. But the amount of kids in their twenties who move here with no plan (raise my hand) means e...