The Unit Upgrade

"Mr. President, we have to talk about the unit."

"What unit, Minister?"

"Remember the regiment who was forgotten in the Peltarsh Mountains?"

"Right. The unit of horse archers. Did we ever figure out what to do with all those old compound bows? I've got one in the armoury — it's quite ingenious in design, you know, thought it's primitive. Did you know it uses horn?"

"Yes, sir. We auctioned most of them off on E-Bay. The idea was to help pay for the retraining."

"Excellent. I like to see our ...