There once was a monkey...

...named Spunky
Who was always referred to as chunky.
So he went on a diet,
He shouldn't have tried it.
He became anorexic and died.


There was a fat turkey named Sam,
Who gobbled whenever he ran.
He came out of the bush,
Presenting his tush,
And was shot up the arse by a man.


There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass;
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think.
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

Yep, I have a think for limericks! Anyone want to share their favorite? :)