things i have in common with nicolas cage (based on the wikipedia article on nicolas cage)

we are both american

we are both "white" males

the pronoun "he," which is applied to nicolas cage throughout the article, can be applied to me

we are both presently "active"

we both enjoy science fiction

roger ebert says nic cage's acting always seems "so earnest," which i feel might apply to my poetry as well

nicolas cage once dated a woman named "elizabeth"

i plan on naming a son after superman's birthname, which nicolas cage has already done

we are both published

we have both been friends with a pe...