No Matter How You Twist and Turn, Your Ass is Always in the Back

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This Swedish proverb had me laughing out loud the first instant I saw it, the next I was in awe of the amazing insight within these words. Like dynamite, there is such a large effect hidden within such simplistic words. It essentially means that no matter how you try and change it, it’s never going to be any different. How cool is that?

Off the top of my head, I’m trying to come up with a few variations.

Que sera sera. What will be will be.

C’est la vie. Such is life.

That’s just how it goes.

What else is there to say? Life is going to be what it’s going to be. It might treat like you a king or queen or it might treat you like the peasant. Sometimes you’re the bug and sometimes you’re the windshield. That’s just how it goes, ladies and gentlemen. Life is life is life.

No matter how you twist and turn, your ass is always gonna be in the back. So, look up and smile. You could always have it a lot worse than you do.

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