A Toast to NaNoWriMo Masochists

National Novel Writing Month starts today. Participants try to crank out a 50,000-word novel in just a month. It's a hellishly arthritic month of pain, but some poor souls know no other way to derive pleasure from existence. For them, a toast:

"May the keyboard rise to meet you, may the TV be at your back, may your coffee cup be full and may you sneak in a few graphs before the kids even know you're there."