"Why do you need to gallop while you fly?"

 Well, today is the day. And I have been sitting here for an hour, trying to think of the best way to delay this just to be an evil author. Hopefully this doesn't mean I am failing in the evil author area.
 Maybe, just this once though, I should be kind. I've dragged it out for a long while as it is. And in a few minutes Hermits United starts and I plan to write a little before I fall asleep.
 I guess a little kindness won't ruin my reputation too badly...considering I am still putting off revealing the trailer.
 So, here I go.
 The book cover.
 And I really need to end this, because I now only have ten minutes to Hermits United. 
 And John really wants to start his book.
 Which means I will need to give him the computer.
 Which means I cannot be posting.
 And, for reals now.
 May I present to you the cover of Haphazardly Implausible, book one. Coming out December 14th.


 TADA!

 There. Was it worth the wait? What are your thoughts on it? And, what are your word counts?

 Okay, I have to go now. John is begging for the computer.

 Allons-y!