Halloween costume and post round-up, because I haven't gotten married or died yet and thus haven't gotten to have an amazing slideshow of my most adorable baby and childhood moments, so I get to make up for it by doing stuff like this.

If you know me at all or have ever read this blog, then you know that I love Halloween. And I especially love Halloween costumes. My favorites are always the play-on-words, mainly because they're clever, cheap, and easy.

Like me.

But first, let's take it back to a time when I was super adorable.





And then there was the best childhood costume of all, when I dressed up a "Glacier Monster".

Just kidding. I was just really, really ugly that entire year.

Hike school! This is the only Halloween picture I have of HS.

You can almost see the corruption starting here, as I dressed up as a mentally-unstable cheerleader, mainly just so I could look super ugly for my game that night and piss off my cheerleading coach who she hated me for having - get this! - "a negative attitude."

And then I became an adult.
Hispanic Girl Gangsta 2 Girls 1 Cup
Betty White's BoxAnd, of course, this year's costume -
50 Shades of Gray
Missing, of course, is a picture of my Douchebag (a black garbage bag with douche products taped all over it) costume. I think Karah is the only one who has pictures of that costume, and she's not givin' 'em up.

Oh, and last year's Pin-Up Girl costume. Which was really just code for, "I'm depressed and I have to wear a dress tonight, anyway, so..."

For blog-related greatest Halloween hits, check these out -

Corn Night

Halloween Weekend...Continued For Your Reading Pleasure, Because I'm Always About Other People's Pleasure.

The Haunting of Betty White's Box

Or pick and choose here.

Well, I have to go now! I have to go to this women's Halloween happy hour thing in Cable with my mom at the Natural History Museum where every woman has to bring a bottle of wine and appetizers so that there's plenty to choose from when, say, you're trying to awkwardly escape the dozen or so "Soooo...you're back in town, huh?" a.k.a. I-know-you-broke-up-with-that-guy-you-moved-back-down-to-the-cities-for-and-I-wanna-hear-all-about-it-but-maybe-I'll-just-ask-your-mom-about-it-later themed conversations.

Super excited!