My Schedule Today

7:00 am—wake up

7:15 am —make tea

7:30 am —hate white people

7:45 am —finish Batgirl revisions

9:00 am —breakfast and white people hate

9:30 am —work on Leaving Megalopolis

10:00 am—pack and yell at random white people in hotel hallway

11:00 am—check out

12:00 pm—leave for airport

1:00 pm —check in early, sit around like doofus

4:00 pm —believe everything weird people on internet say

5:00 pm—fly to Philadelphia, complain about white people, hope Sandy is done

7:50 am—arrive in Dublin, Ireland, try to remember what sleep is

8:30 am—bus to Belfast

11:00 am—collapse

6:30 pm—give talk at Belfast Festival at Queens about Women in Comics

9:00 pm—20 hour nap