"First Time": The First Time

Important correction: In my weekend column, I wrote that President Obama's virgin-sacrifice campaign ad was lifted from Vladimir Putin. I deeply regret this appalling error. It turns out Putin got it from Australia's Green Party Senator, Sarah Hanson-Young. Our friends at Quadrant have the full story with cringe-making video.

So, if you're an impressionable liberal anxious to lose your virginity to a bold forceful leader, pick a politician who's big Down Under. (Titter.)