It's because I don't get TWILIGHT. I know it's a contemporary classic. H
ard as I try, though, I can't understand why anybody would want a vampire boyfriend. They can't keep you warm at night and I don't even want to imagine what it's like to kiss one.
So, here are 7 reasons not to want a vampire boyfriend:
Ashton Kutcher is not a vampire.
Josh Holloway is not a vampire.
Ashton Kutcher - just have to mention him twice.And, most importantly, who wants Edward when you can have
Jacob?
Published on October 25, 2012 04:13