Apparitional Anal Beads, Devilish Dildos, and Vampiric Vibrators

I may be partial to well lit and overly friendly sex shops but I know that others prefer a little edge, a little danger, and frankly a little dirt, in their sex toy shopping experience.

To each their own, I say. But I simply can't recommend anyone purchase the products on this years list of spooky sex toys. Some are bad ideas, some are dangerously made, and others are ghoulish by their very existence. You won't find any links to purchase, but each entry has a photo and brief description of t...