Need A Crier?

I went to a funeral yesterday. One of the contractors that Biker Dude works with passed away, and since I worked with Biker Dude for about 5 years, I knew the contractor quite well and liked him a lot, plus I'd met his wife at a few events, so I went to the funeral with him.

The husband and wife used to love to dance together, so during the funeral they had a woman get up and sang Patsy Cline's Crazy, and I knew that was the beginning of the end for me. Why? Because I'm a weeper. Take me to a...