CONTEST WINNER!

WE HAD A CONTEST!
AND YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT!
SOMEONE ACTUALLY WON!

It was Greg. Greg C.

(Man, that was anticlimatic.)

Greg C. – your name was personally picked in a random draw of the more than 240 entries by the uncle of all uncles himself: Uncle John! Congratulations!

What you have won: You have won one wonderful big beautiful book! This one:

The brand-spanking new Uncle John’s Fully Loaded 25th Anniversary Bathroom Reader! 608 pages of BRAND NEW bathroom-reading BLISS!

YEE HAWWWWW!

Thanks for playing everyone!

Greg, you will be contacted by one of our secret agents soon. Enjoy!