The Stuff of Legends (Sentence to Story #9)

About to enter the gates of Urquhart Castle, Rupert hobbles up to the entrance trying to adjust his headset for the tour, and yells out, "How do ye turn it down a bit?" 



The tour guide grabbed the control box from Rupert and adjusted the volume.



"Is that better?" she asked, smiling.



Rupert saw her mouth the words, but couldn't hear a thing over static in his ear coming from the audio.  Lifting one side of the headset, he gave her a puzzled look, and asked, "Huh?"



"Can you hear...