My tweets

Mon, 13:28 : Amuse me, Monday. Go on, I double dog dare ya! Mon, 17:51 : I should probably write about some gargoyles tonight, huh? Mon, 19:48 : You should probably go gush about some Alchemystic today, huh? #JediMindTricksFTW Mon, 20:00 : *checks watch* Almost time to kidnap The Sandy Claws *looks around for lockbox* Tue, 02:46 : Oh, politics! You so crazy! (And, please, DO go to http://t.co/iEKsOuXM, people, either side of the aisle) Tue, 02:48 : (But I've got a hunch you'll see a lot more facts on one side than the other :P) Tue, 02:54 : To relieve the stress of having watched the debates, might I suggest a nice relaxing read of Alchemystic to soothe your soul...? #polipimp Tue, 03:24 : I think I speak for all Americans that soon our great national nightmare will be over... Jersey Shore is in its final season!