A Sincere Warning About The Entity In Your Home

Most nights this year, I've attempted to leave the Twittersphere with a chill in its very soul.

Just before bed, I often sign off with an attempt at a disquieting goodnight-tweet.  It's fun, trying to generate unease with 140 characters or less, and I'm sure I'll continue to do it.

After a while, I realised this was good research.  I was testing the waters with frightening ideas.  Which goodnight-tweets provoked the biggest response from people mock-chiding me for ruining t...